Proof that I become unfunny to girlfriends after a certain period of time
Text I send out after reading it on Tumblr, thinking it's hilarious: Patrick Swayze's going to be on The View tomorrow....but he can only talk to Whoopi.
Friend 1: Hahahahaha. Wow
Friend 2: Hahahahahahaahah
Friend 3: Hahah. Did you just make that up?
Friend 4: Hahahaha. That's really good.
Mom: _________ (No response. Not sure if she knows how to access or respond to text messages)
Fiance and girlfriend of 3 years: That's horrible.
