December 2011
2 posts
November 2009
28 posts
hellostarling:
(240): Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with “This amazing drug”
goodbyesounds:
elliott425:
goodbyesounds:
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hellostarling:
(316): how do we leave politely? (1-316): Tell them I’m going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Spilt martini is much more realistic
goodbyesounds:
for elliott
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ELLIOTT, ELLIOTT, LISTEN TO THE NEW AUDIO POST.
goodbyesounds:
elliott425:
goodbyesounds:
I THINK I DID A GREAT JOB.
This is how I want to listen to all hip hop tracks for the rest of my life. Thank you.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH. give me a song and I’ll do it. It makes me happy. That’s pretty much the only accent I’m good at. My asian/Mrs. Swan accent is terrible but funny.
Do this one pretty please: “You can do it put your back into...
ELLIOTT, ELLIOTT, LISTEN TO THE NEW AUDIO POST.
goodbyesounds:
I THINK I DID A GREAT JOB.
This is how I want to listen to all hip hop tracks for the rest of my life. Thank you.
(via goodbyesounds)
Put it this way….if I...
You know how Kurt Cobain says "I wish I could eat...
(via goodbyesounds)
Mmmm…..a big bowl of Cancer Chex
hellostarling:
(816): She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to “I’m a cheating whore”
Isn’t that the title of the new Lady Gaga single…..no?
“Study finds depression affects losers the most”
– My favorite “Onion” headline ever
I find the number of people I have in my cell...
hellostarling:
(518): Gym doesn’t open till 11. I’m sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I’m the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
This kills me
I saw an actual phone booth on my way to work...
Same jeans as last night???? Hey, if it ain't...
Once it's 2010, what do we call that decade? What...
I put the sexy is dyslexia.....wait, whaaaaa??
Elliott425 thanks for the follow :)
(via goodbyesounds)
No, no, thank you….I only follow hilarity and you, my friend are hilarious. Good stuff.
October 2009
11 posts
“I wonder what the word for dots looks like in braille.”
– Demetri Martin
http://www.topcultured.com/unusual-marriage-proposa... →
(via hellostarling)
Dozens of Jennifers in a relationship within a five-mile radius of this location were both stunned and offended.
Somebody takes monkey wrench to Ted Williams'... →
Noah Baumbach's "Buzzed" New Yorker style →
Word
Proof that I become unfunny to girlfriends after a...
Text I send out after reading it on Tumblr, thinking it's hilarious: Patrick Swayze's going to be on The View tomorrow....but he can only talk to Whoopi.
Friend 1: Hahahahaha. Wow
Friend 2: Hahahahahahaahah
Friend 3: Hahah. Did you just make that up?
Friend 4: Hahahaha. That's really good.
Mom: _________ (No response. Not sure if she knows how to access or respond to text messages)
Fiance and girlfriend of 3 years: That's horrible.
Dude eats gross food, blogs about it, hilarity... →
September 2009
15 posts
Biggest Loser review: Season 8, Week 3
There are only 3 TV shows that I Tivo: House, Top Chef and The Biggest Loser. I love these shows. Love them. I’m using the word love, about these shows. I watch them, think about them, so I figured I should blog about at least one of them.
Bobbybigwheel (@Bobby_BigWheel, twitter) already does an awesome job with his Top Chef recap blog and while I love House I thought The Biggest Loser...
Random thoughts from people 25-35 years old
1-I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option. 2-More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s not only better, but also more directly involves me. 3-Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong. 4-I...
