awww, i live 2 blocks away from this. yea 11211!
There should be a “DRUG DEALS ONLY” sign above it
(240): Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with “This amazing drug”
(via rentedsurroundings)
Ha!….a penis….I’m glad my 8th grade sense of humor is shared by many on tumblr.
Well the beer’s gone and I’m done for the night. Natalie you had me laughing my ass off with your spoken/accent lyrics shit. (See above a picture of me laughing…..by the way, some people say I kinda look like George Clooney when I laugh. I don’t see it.)
If you do one more of those for me ever, you gotta do Fat Joe/Ashanti “What’s Love?”
Good night and remember coffee is God’s way of saying, “Go ahead and get fucked up on weeknights. I got your back.”
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for elliott
HAHAHAHAHA….Best one ever! I love it. How do you not laugh while doing that???? Can I bring you to parties and shit as entertainment. I’m like crying from laughing.
BECAUSE, I TAKE THIS SHIT SERIOUSLY. THAT’S HOW I DON’T LAUGH, OKAY? And, yes. I mean, come pick me up in Kentucky. I like to drink a lot. When I get drunk my hilarity gets worse. Or…. better? REALLY, I’LL DO ANY SONG YOU WANT
ps, i love how you posted the lyrics like i didn’t already know them
Ok, last one I’ll ask you to do tonight. Fat Joe/Ashanti, “What’s Love?” I think these duets are perfect for this. Dude I’m totally on my way to Kentucky..haha. I’ll buy you drinks all night if you keep doing this. I love it…you are hilarious.
P.S. I didn’t give you the lyrics for this one, smartass…haha
(316): how do we leave politely?
(1-316): Tell them I’m going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Spilt martini is much more realistic
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for elliott
HAHAHAHAHA….Best one ever! I love it. How do you not laugh while doing that???? Can I bring you to parties and shit as entertainment. I’m like crying from laughing.
ELLIOTT, ELLIOTT, LISTEN TO THE NEW AUDIO POST.
I THINK I DID A GREAT JOB.
This is how I want to listen to all hip hop tracks for the rest of my life. Thank you.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH. give me a song and I’ll do it. It makes me happy. That’s pretty much the only accent I’m good at. My asian/Mrs. Swan accent is terrible but funny.
Do this one pretty please: “You can do it put your back into it.” Lyrics are below. You’re my new favorite toy!
http://www.lyricsdrive.com/lyrics/ice-cube-feat-mack-10-ms-toi/347159/you-can-do-it-put-your-back-into-it-lyrics/
ELLIOTT, ELLIOTT, LISTEN TO THE NEW AUDIO POST.
I THINK I DID A GREAT JOB.
This is how I want to listen to all hip hop tracks for the rest of my life. Thank you.
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(via goodbyesounds)
Put it this way….if I was drinking milk, or jack daniels for that matter, it would have come out my nose. Hilarious.
